Funny Christmas Quotes

There are many kinds of quotes. If you need to funny quotes for Christmas. Then here we are providing you the best funny Christmas quotes and statuses that you can send to your dear once.

• What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
• Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
• You know you've grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.
  
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?  You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
• The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
• Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
• I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
• No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.