Dirty Christmas Quotes
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
- How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
- Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out.
Age, sex, location is all that's about.
- When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.
- Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
- A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.
- Away to the window, I made a mad dash,
Flew open the shutters and fell on my ass.